Runelord

picsthatmakeyougohrrm:

jolly-ob-saint-nixilis:

jolly-ob-saint-nixilis:

jolly-ob-saint-nixilis:

jolly-ob-saint-nixilis:

Its about time to move on from this Minecraft town so it’s time to say goodbye to

What’s under the train station / zombie driving school

But not just under the train station / zombie driving school. But in the basement.

But not just in the basement

But in the sub-basement

But below the sub-basement

Is the sub-sub-basement.

And under the sub-sub-basement

Is the underwater tunnel. A dangerous dark underwater tunnel that requires most of your health to get through. After the underwater tunnel you have to go through

The sub-sub-sub-basement. Which leads to

The second underwater tunnel. Which leads to

The door

But behind The Door…

Is Jeff

hrrm

(via skygenders)

cloudbeam:

honigimohr:

trust your mother’s opinion on people

um. she married my dad

(via skygenders)

memeuschrist:

(via ommanyte)

kaylapocalypse:

wunkolo:

I had a dream I was able to time travel and I went like 10,20,100,1000,2000 years into the future but the instant I went to 4,000 I got stuck in a time dilation jail set up by the American government in the year 3,877 in which anyone that tried to time travel back or forth across May 23, 3877 while on Earth would end up stuck in this time dilation chamber trap to stop time travelers but like it was so crazy and mismanaged because it was legit capturing like every single time traveler ever and the place had only been open for 12 minutes and was already getting overpopulated with nonstop multiple recursive instances of this one other guy trying to break previous versions of himself out of this god damn time traveler jail

that is fucking hysterical and absolutely sounds like something the American Government would set up. 

(via iamianbrooks)

jewishjaybird:

andhumanslovedstories:

holypunchlinebatman:

quit arguing marvel vs dc!!!  we ALL know which is the greatest and most imaginative superhero movie of all time. it’s megamind.

There was definitely a time in our history where we as a people had to choose between Despicable Me and Megamind and we collectively chose wrong

okay i know this is my post but holy fuck you’re right

(via sassmadame2000)

maladaptive-dreamer:

Some of y’all haven’t become so disillusioned with your own reality that you spend years of your life daydreaming about entirely made up worlds and people and it shows

(via swordingering-deactivated202001)

karnalesbian:

mean-bean-machines:

karnalesbian:

arrowquillpokemon:

miasmicsiren:

arrowquillpokemon:

game: has any kind of elemental based fighting system

me: apply pokemon logic

To be fair Pokemon element logic is rooted in normal logic.

yeah, everyone knows a wrestlers biggest weakness is the local pigeons

go outside and try to suplex a bird

tell me how bug resists fighting

go outside and try to suplex a bug

(via iamianbrooks)

i-am-a-fish:

i don’t got street smarts OR book smarts. where the fuck did i invest all my skill points

(via ommanyte)